Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets
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Last updated: Tuesday, September 2, 2008

How about adding some excitement to your taste buds (those little spots on your tongue)? Well now you can do that with these perfectly legal miracle berry fruit tablets.

Miracle Fruits (sometimes called Miracle Berries) have been a secret wonder of the world for centuries. Though they were first documented by a French dude in 1725, they’d been consumed for many generations prior. They were eaten before meals to make the meals taste better. “How?” you ask. By making sour and bitter foods taste sweet. “But how?” you scream. The truth is, science doesn’t completely know (it has something to do with the protein miraculin that bonds to your taste buds, but the exact cause is still a mystery). But the berries work, and it’s a miracle.

Miracle Berry Fruit Tablets

  • Dissolve half a tablet on your tongue and sour and bitter foods will taste sweet
  • Flavor-bending effects can last up to 1 hour
  • No harmful side effects (other than wanting more)
  • Each tablet is 3/8″ in diameter and is two servings (10 tablets/20 servings per box)
  • Take 1/2 a tablet - or take a whole one for a more intense experience
  • Ingredients: Miracle Berry powder and corn starch - nothing else!

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  1. The Bored IT
    September 2, 2008

    uh, would it be better to just buy something sweet? My, you do have to much free time!

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