This time I bring you love, I bring you peace…and a little bit of “Free-time-in-the-office philosophy”. Some of this paradoxes have taunted the humankind since the dawn of history.

• I think, therefore I..am thinking?
• If a tree fell on a human alone in the forest, would there be a scream?
• How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• What is the sound of one hand clapping?
• “The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It’s all lies. But they’re entertaining lies. And in the end, isn’t that the real truth?” (Leonard Nimoy in “The Springfield Files”).
• Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “THEIRS”?
• How many of you believe in telekinesis? (Raise my hand…)
• What’s the speed of dark?
• How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
• Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
• If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?
• Why is abbreviation such a long word?
• Why do we sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
• If you try to fail and succeed, what have you just done?
• Free time and no work makes Wisemonk a bored, dull boy (my God! not again…)

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