Raf
I come back with more decadence and the second part of my drunk-in-the-office philosophy.
- I swear to drunk, I’m not god!
- One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough. - Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
- Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain
- Homer no function beer well without. - Homer Simpson
- You can’t seriously want to ban alcohol. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism. - Mayor Quimby
- I am in NO condition to be driving…wait a minute! I shouldnt be listening to myself…I’M DRUNK! - Homer Simpson
- Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time. - Catherine Zandonella
- A night sober is a night wasted, but a night wasted is really fun.
- One pint of beer … equals 1/2 college credit in philosophy.
- Beer… helping white people dance since 1837.
- Two hands and just one mouth… - now THAT’S a drinking problem!
- WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
- How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
- Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.
- If I saved all the money I’ve spent on beer, I’d spend it on beer.
- Beer is the answer. I just don’t remember the question.
- Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
- Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one! - Homer Simpson
- Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Also, I want to share with you some items I found really useful.
No more searching through your desk drawer for bottle openers. This is the real ring Gandalf was looking for.
Touch the outer glass with your fingertips, and watch as the colorful plasma magically follows your every move! Ideal for the office, parties, home bar or just for fun, the Plasma Mug will leave you baffled….and your friends glowing with envy…
The Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener magically sticks to the front of your fridge and can open any bottle with ease. The design lets you easily open a bottle using just one hand, helping you look extra smooth, even if you’re having trouble successfully operating both of your legs.
August 28, 2008
It’s suposed taht I must be working right now, but how can this be possible with so solid and convincent arguments?
Now I got this incredible ring and that’s all power I’m going to need when in front of my six pack o’ beer!
Fire me, I’m out of here…
September 1, 2008
One ring to rule them all, nice one
Though I don’t know why refrigerators don’t have that Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener pre-installed.
September 2, 2008
Because they are evil?